What Is Toronto Real Men?

⇒ Attendance Requirements

PLEASE NOTE: To attend a TORONTO REAL MEN meeting, you must sign a declaration that you are either a heterosexual or bisexual male, and renounce METROSEXUALITY as a FEMINIST MEDIA CONSPIRACY. Any man dressing or acting like a homosexual/metrosexual, even if he swears to be a heterosexual, will be denied entry! LESBIANS, BISEXUAL FEMALES, & THEIR PARTNERS may attend as “HONOURARY HETEROSEXUAL MALES”, benefiting from The Prophet’s unparalleled proficiency in seducing hot bi-curious sluts into MFF threesomes.

ADDITIONAL REQUIREMENTS:

  1. You must be at least 18 years of age
  2. You must provide proof that you live within a two hour drive of the Greater Toronto Area (exceptions will be made on a case by case basis)

NEW SECURITY MEASURES:

If you look younger than 18, you may be asked to provide photo ID as proof of age before being allowed to enter. To protect the privacy of our attendees, there are absolutely no recording devices permitted at meetings. Cell phones must be turned off. We reserve the right to search any suspicious attendee before allowing him to enter. Bisexual females and lesbians may be required to perform French kissing and/or heavy fondling on one another in order to prove their sexual orientation.

What Is Toronto Real Men?

⇒ Attendance Requirements