What Is Toronto Real Men?

⇒ Cost To Attend A Meeting

Cost per meeting is $29+GST paid on-line 24h in advance OR $40 Dimitrified cash at the door. If you prefer, annual membership is just $269+GST, which includes admittance to all TORONTO REAL MEN meetings (works out to about $22/meeting), regular meet & greets with sluts from the community, 10% off Dimitri The Lover’s products & courses, and a subscription to The Prophet's controversial monthly newsletter, Toronto Slut Alert.

We are proud to say that a large percentage of attendees to TORONTO REAL MEN meetings are Metropolitan Toronto Police officers. Therefore, as a show of good faith from Dimitri The Lover, there is a 25% discount afforded to all police and military personelle that pay at the door. The vast majority of female officers are carpet-munchers, so they are especially encouraged to attend. The discount will not be extended to firefighters, because most of them are closet homosexuals that spend all of their down time at the fire hall jerking off to gay porn and jealously leering at each other’s superbly cut bodies as a prelude to participating in homo-erotic activities, before grudgingly having to go back home to their respective wives and closets.

PLEASE NOTE: OUR MEETINGS OFTEN EXCEED THE VENUE’S LEGAL CAPACITY. THEREFORE, WE MUST CAP ATTENDANCE. ONCE REACHED, PEOPLE PAYING AT THE DOOR ARE TURNED AWAY. TO ENSURE A SEAT IMMEDIATELY RESERVE ON-LINE HERE!

What Is Toronto Real Men?

⇒ Cost To Attend A Meeting