Meeting Announcements

⇒ February 2010


February 10, 2010


There is no ROMANTIC obligation incorporated into Western Society’s evolutionarily unnatural courtship protocols that is more prolific than the requirement to participate in a structured VALENTINE’S DAY ROMANCE. And there is no phenomenon created by that obligation that is more pathetic than the spectacle of a queue of over-worked, under-paid, depressed-looking men with downcast eyes lining up at a grocery store’s floral department between 5 & 6 PM every February the 14th to purchased a dozen over-priced roses that have been so genetically over-engineered for appearance that the ROMANTICALLY SWEET rosey scent has been all but bred out of them! This artificial window of storybook-cheesy ROMANTIC opportunity sets expectations that are virtually impossible to fulfill and results in a set of circumstances which will most likely converge to create an EPIC ROMANTIC FAILURE.

Furthermore, the mainstream media and corporate interests, both controlled by the NEW WORLD ORDER, have brainwashed these naďve men into thinking that an entire year of often neglectful, inconsiderate, or even boorish behaviour toward their wives or girlfriends can be wiped away in one fell swoop by a single ROMANTIC VALENTINE’S DAY GESTURE (such as flowers, chocolates, or a candlelit dinner). Like an unscrupulous Hedge Fund Manager claiming to have “just found God” while serving an absurdly anaemic prison sentence after defrauding thousands of elderly people out of billions of dollars, most sluts of even borderline intelligence can see right through this CONTRIVED SENTIMENTAL DRIVEL. It is all too little, too late. Like “Manmade Global Warming”, “Deadly H1N1 Flu Epidemic”, & “World Over-population & Starvation”, the mainstream media and consumer society have sold our limp-dicked METROSEXUAL brothers one big pack of NEW WORLD ORDER LIES!

Dimitri The Lover is one of the last TRUE ROMANTICS. He writes sensual love-drenched poetry for and speaks erotic words to his HIGH PRIESTESS on a daily basis. He believes that the VALENTINE’S DAY ritual merely creates an excuse for men to be UNROMANTIC ASSHOLES 364 days a year, supposedly affording them the luxury to wipe the slate clean during a single day of ROMANTIC REPENTANCE. Most men cannot be anything but UNROMANTIC because they have been chemically and psychologically CASTRATED by North American society, subsequently building up bitterness & resent toward tri-orificed beings, and losing that innate manly edge required for spinning SPONTANEOUS ROMANTIC GESTURES & PROSE.

Therefore, their natural instinct to patronize & look down upon sluts as inferior beings, subsequently feeling the obligation to “care for & protect” them (in the same way one would a dog), has been extinguished. Unfortunately, in order for a man to behave in a SPONTANEOUSLY ROMANTIC fashion rather than being forced into doing so as part of a societal obligation, he must feel that his slut is tantamount to higher echelon chattel and meant to be enjoyed as such … protected from theft or damage … worshipped like a fine automobile or a high-end stereo system. Using the automotive analogy, VALENTINE’S DAY would be equivalent to WASH YOUR CAR DAY. No real man needs to be reminded to clean his precious automotive chattel … so why does he need to be reminded to ROMANCE his slut? It is because he has stopped looking upon her as valuable chattel worthy of being cared for as such.

This ONCE A YEAR ROMANCE phenomenon is so widespread in Western Society that most sluts active in the “dating scene” have become bitter and jaded from the cumulative disillusionment created by year after year of ROMANTIC letdowns. And after another year of resent has built up in a slut’s heart, unless a man can pull off a ROMANTIC MIRACLE on February 14th, she is going to end the evening with serious doubts about whether he is worthy of the gift of VALENTINE VULVA. And even IF her VALENTINE’S DAY love interest is a BRAND NEW MAN starting the love affair off with a clean slate, she is still going to hold him accountable for every erotic misdeed perpetrated by every man she has dated over the last year. Even worse, she will compare his VALENTINE’S DAY GESTURES to all those ever lavished upon her by every man from past years. If our LOVER BOY cannot pull off the PERFECT VALENTINE’S DAY for her, she is not going to want to see him again, let alone drain his pathologically swollen testicles on that fateful night.

Bearing these keen observations in mind and integrating them with over 15 years of epidemiological slut seduction study data, Dimitri The Lover has found that THE DAY AFTER VALENTINE’S DAY is by far the best single day out of each year to seduce sluts … provided you know where to find them and what seduction method to employ. FORGET trying to pick up sluts ON VALENTINE’S DAY, in that their expectations are WAY TOO UNREALISTICALLY HIGH. You are better off staying home and JERKING OFF on the 14th. However, every year on February 15th, Dimitri The Lover collects dozens of telephone numbers and books his lovemaking schedule well into the spring. And luckily this year the 15th falls on a MONDAY, so any slut that did not have her ROMANTIC expectations fulfilled on the weekend will have the negative psychological effects greatly exacerbated by the impact of waking up to the dreaded MONDAY start to her work or school week, right in the middle of high season for SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER!

On the 15th sluts with husbands, boyfriends, lovers, or dates that fell short of unrealistically high VALENTINE’S DAY expectations will be looking to upgrade their men. Further combined with the depressive effects of both SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER and ALCOHOL WITHDRAWAL, these ROMANTICALLY SHELL-SHOCKED SLUTS will be easy prey for any half-decent looking man with the right set of seduction tools and the audacity to boldly approach these LOVE ZOMBIES during their most highly impressionable and hypnotically suggestible time period. Furthermore, this year our chronically underfucked slut has been granted 2 weekend days and 3 weekend nights to schedule a successful ROMANTIC tryst. Given that much room for error, if she could not copulate with a worthy male, or worse yet, wound up acquiescing & spreading her legs for a genetically unworthy male out of sheer desperation, any ROMANTIC EMBERS burning in her heart will be all but extinguished by MONDAY.

Often the most spiritually wounded of these ROMANTIC WALKING DEAD will mope around in a robotic state for weeks, exclaiming to their closest friends and co-workers that they have “given up on men”. This extended pathological rumination period makes them especially vulnerable to being systematically picked apart by what Dimitri The Lover sinisterly (yet lovingly) refers to as a “ROMANCE VULTURE”. But in order to affect quick capture, this manly bird of prey must be trained to efficiently locate crowds in which a large number of ROMANCE VICTIMS are likely to be sequestered and wallowing in self-pity. Once the ROMANCE VULTURE has encircled the pre-qualified crowd, his talons armed with the most powerful set of seduction tools known to mankind, he can easily identify his prey by the stench of her ROTTING DEAD HEART. He can then dive in like a SLEAZY AVIAN ROMEO, sweeping the weakest slut off her feet by employing saccharine words of ROMANCE, carrying her off to his love nest to be psychologically torn apart before she realizes what is happening. Dimitri The Lover has become so proficient at expediting this type of 3rd tier seduction that many a tasty meal being held in his arms has reached a sudden intellectual epiphany, exclaiming with rare clarity of thought whilst convulsing in ecstasy and being savagely cock-pounded, things like “Who are you? Why did I agree to this? Why aren’t you using a condom? I must be crazy!” before falling back into an orgasmic stupor, resigned to the acceptance of her merciless multi-orifice demise.

So the theme of our next TORONTO REAL MEN meeting is “BE MY SLUTTY VALENTINE”. It will feature Dimitri The Lover lecturing for 3 solid hours on WHERE to find depressed sluts who are suffering from POST-VALENTINE’S DAY BLUES and HOW to approach them in a manner that evokes concern for their plight yet simultaneously takes advantage of it. Dimitri The Lover will teach you how to DETECT sluts who are suffering from a combination of ROMANCE DEFICIENCY and a lack of sufficient cock, CHARM them by employing an approach which capitalizes on their highly impressionable psychological state, SEDUCE them through the utilization of proven techniques that he has developed over time, then sexually ENSLAVE them through the field deployment of MAGICAL ROMANTIC THOUGHT PROTOCOLS which portray you as both their saviour and a conduit to their sexual salvation and renewal. By the time you are done with these sluts they will be convinced that the quickest medical cure for their catatonic psychosexual state is to be immunized with YOUR HOT BEEF INJECTION !!!

BONUS TOPIC: Dimitri The Lover will discuss how decades of society promoting gradually more extreme METROSEXUAL dress & behaviour has turned the vast majority North American males into TIMID SHE-MEN. Subsequently, sluts no longer possess a FEARFUL RESPECT for the immense POWER OF THE COCK! They belligerently talk back to men, treat them with total disdain, disrespect them in public, and behave in an insubordinate fashion, all without any fear of reprisals! Furthermore, most desperately underfucked sluts he now encounters tell Dimitri The Lover that their #1 fantasy is to be RAPED! Many of these sluts have admitted to him in confidence that they now resort to NASTY COCKTEASING in an attempt to get men’s attention, encourage men to aggressively pursue seduction, and in the most extreme of circumstances, try to provoke a man’s “INNER RAPIST”.

However, METROSEXUALS either do not recognize these overt “COURTSHIP CUES” or sadly have lost all motivation to act upon them due to the effects of mass feminization. Therefore, there is rarely any follow-through from the intended recipient of the seduction message. These METROSEXUAL GIRLIE-MEN would never dare even FANTASIZE about RAVAGING A COCKTEASING SLUT, let alone actually grab her succulent ass during a passionate kiss! They have so diluted the penile brand that horny sluts must now overcompensate for their lack of NATURAL DATE RAPE FEAR by escaping through the phenomenon of the VAMPIRE ROMANCE.

Over the last few months, practically every time you flick a remote or click a mouse, there is another cheesy VAMPIRE ROMANCE being marketed to “FORCED PENETRATION DANGER”-STARVED SLUTS. The fable of the COCKTEASING SLUT being bitten, sexually “overpowered”, then forcibly penetrated by a man accountable to nothing but daylight & a wooden stake, fulfills a primal psychological need that every NORMAL slut harbours deep within her psyche. Every NORMAL slut hungers to be RAPED MERCILESSLY by a man that can never be held accountable or be brought to justice for perpetrating the crime. And we men are hardwired by our innate biology to commit such CRIMES OF PASSION with extreme prejudice.

Interestingly, these VAMPIRE ROMANCES are far less popular in non-pussified nations, such as those in South America, because real-life “VAMPIRES” actually roam their streets. These VAMPIRIC MACHO MEN may not sport fangs or cower from the sun, but they fearlessly & unapologetically grab the tits & asses of any half-decent looking sluts that dare to enter their field of view, and sexually ravage any slut who COCKTEASES them without honourable intent to follow through on her overt sexual inferences. Unfortunately, due to absurd FemiNazi-inspired North American laws which run contrary to our natural biological urges, this NORMAL male behaviour is now considered SEXUAL ASSAULT in most parts of the Western World! (Yes, we too find this fact ridiculous!) Men in these feminized regions of the world must instead resort to VERBAL SEXUAL ASSAULT of sluts by making “cat call”-style references to body parts they want to grope … and only when in the presence of other “cat-calling” men who provide them with a sense of TRIBAL IMMUNITY. For example, in North America a man within a group of construction workers might scream out “Hey baby, nice tits!” to a woman wearing a slutty top. However, in South America, the same man, even if he were out alone, would just GRAB the said set of tits, as is his natural biological right to do so, because the mere display of such delicious mammary fruit begs for them to be picked!

PLEASE NOTE: Dimitri The Lover does NOT condone breaking any of these criminal laws, no matter how absurd they may seem! Instead, the non-pussified amongst us must adapt to our rapidly cooling courtship climate (get it?), by finding sleazy, ingenious methods with which to circumvent the spirit of such laws, in order to successfully hunt the tri-orificed herds roaming our frozen sexual wasteland. There are sneaky ways in which to LEGALLY “THREATEN” TO RAPE North American sluts in order to sexually turn them on. Dimitri The Lover will teach you how to use NON-CRIMINAL speech, mannerisms, stares, body language, and actions, to create an ILLUSION OF RAPE DANGER that any NORMAL slut will find so irresistible, she will look upon you as a real-life “DRACULA CASSANOVA” and give in to your sexual advances out of sheer EROTIC FANTASY FEAR!

Meeting Announcements

⇒ February 2010