Meeting Announcements

⇒ May 2009

HIGHLY EXPLOITATIVE MEETING

May 13, 2009

During each TORONTO REAL MEN meeting Dimitri The Lover reviews the various pick-up spots throughout the city of Toronto and surrounding suburbs in which one will always find sexy, easy, desperately underfucked sluts. However, there are certain venues which Dimitri The Lover has never had the audacity to suggest. These TABOO PICK-UP SPOTS are so teeming with vulnerable and highly suggestible sluts, it seems almost unfair to utilize Dimitri The Lover’s powerful seduction protocols to seduce them. Well … ALMOST!

So the theme of our next TORONTO REAL MEN meeting is “HORNY AND SHAMELESS”. It will feature Dimitri The Lover lecturing for 3 solid hours on EXACTLY WHERE to find highly suggestible, vulnerable sluts, EXACTLY WHEN to visit each TABOO PICK-UP SPOT to ensure maximum PPSF (Pussy Per Square Foot), and EXACTLY HOW to approach the local sluts in a manner that allows you to capitalize on their psychologically weak state by appearing to be genuinely concerned for their plight, whilst simultaneously taking advantage of it. The goal is to achieve rapid, unhindered, condom-free tri-orifice penetration within an hour of meeting. Dimitri The Lover will review in painstaking detail the location of every TABOO PICK-UP SPOT in the city. He will also reveal which customized approach to use for each specific venue in order to ensure maximum FPA (Fuck Per Approach).

These TABOO PICK-UP SPOTS contain extra-vulnerable tri-orificed prey, so like commencing at “Level 1” on a videogame, they are highly recommended for men who have not yet developed solid seduction acumen. Sluts frequenting these venues are more naïve than the wife of a senator who claims his foot “accidentally” nudged that of the undercover cop in the bathroom stall next to him.

Dimitri The Lover will provide both PPSF and FPA ratings for each TABOO PICK-UP SPOT and give specifics on the type of sexual action a man with the right set of seduction tools is guaranteed to score by hunting at each bastion of beaver. He will teach you how to covertly weasel your way into each venue and blend into the local crowd. He will also teach you how to capitalize on the social and psychological upheaval many of these sluts are facing while confined to the respective venue. None of these sluts want to be sequestered there, and will view your sensual intervention as welcome relief from the boredom and/or psychological trauma they are experiencing. Specifically, Dimitri The Lover will customize approach and conversation points to capitalize on the sexual attributes and the state of suggestibility of the slut in each TABOO PICK-UP SPOT, including:

• Funeral Homes: He will review how to scan the obituaries in local papers for the most promising funeral, showing, or wake, and how to choose which grieving gal to approach based on her ethnicity, body language, and choice of attire for the event.
• Hospital Emergency Departments: It is common knowledge that you can get into a nurse’s panties faster than the time it takes for congress to rubber stamp a bailout provision. (A very common joke from Dimitri The Lover’s medical school days: Q. What’s the difference between a nurse and an ambulance? A. Not everyone’s been inside an ambulance!) Also, families of patients, especially teenage daughters, are often bored out of their skulls whilst hanging around waiting for something terrible to happen. And don’t forget the “candy stripers” … these teen sluts are all sexually morbid, getting their thrills from peeping at people in various stages of undress, then subsequently fondling their half-naked bodies.
• Weddings: Dimitri The Lover will review which wedding participants to approach and exactly what to say … and it is not who or what you think!
• Meet-Up/Social Networking Groups: He will review how to choose groups based on the category of slut that will be most likely to fuck.
• Language Schools: Most sluts fresh off the plane that can barely speak English, want to learn the language by dating a local guy, but are naïve in regards to domestic dating protocols. Most will believe ANYTHING you tell them, i.e. “In Canada it is customary for a woman to have sex with a man after he buys her coffee” works for Dimitri The Lover 3 out of 5 times! He will review the locations of each school, which nationality of slut is most likely to put out, and how to approach them based on debasing the courtship rituals of their home country relative to those in Canada.
• Adult Learning Centres/Night Schools: Mature women frequenting these venues often have self-esteem issues and are looking for empowerment. Many of them are either freshly separated cougars that haven’t seen cock in months, or bored, neglected housewives seeking discreet, hot, anonymous, no-strings attached action. And luckily they have a “night school” alibi to give their husbands when they skip classes to matriculate with your penis.
• Court Houses: Female lawyers and police officers, especially those working undercover as hookers, are HUGE SLUTS possessing a morbid fascination with men who cross the line sexually. Many were sexually abused in childhood and can be easily manipulated into bed. Also, courts are full of women that are either in trouble with the law (they are ALL sluts with no psychosocial boundaries) or that are appearing as witnesses on behalf of someone in trouble with the law. The latter slut is tolerant to social indiscretions and will view you as benign relative to the men she’s gotten used to fucking.
• Factories: These robotic twats spend all day packaging cookies or stamping auto parts under conditions of complete control and discipline. They are released from their Kafka-like drudgery a couple of times a day for a lunch or coffee break, which often takes place on picnic tables outside the factory, or in the “lunch room”. The men they work with are so mind-numbingly boring that they cannot possibly bridge the veil of apathy these women possess. They are looking for someone to break the monotony. These blue collar bombshells will spread their legs than the time it takes a French-Canadian woman to reach orgasm.
• Office Buildings: Desperately underfucked business bitches that most men are too afraid to approach, including middle management and VP types, are some of Dimitri The Lover’s favourites. These uptight cunts will ride your cock like it’s the last one they will ever see. And most are in positions of authority at work, so they want YOU to dominate THEM! But don’t forget the lonely, spiritless corporate secretaries and receptionists looking for ANY man to take them away from their workplace drudgery. This type of underpaid automaton spends all day staring at well-dressed, preppy, executive stud-muffins and dreams of the hostile takeover of her vagina, followed by its merger with a powerful man’s penis.
• Colleges/Universities: Due to feminist agenda-driven media-inspired social conditioning, most men feel like sexual predators approaching horny, dripping-wet college girls, age 16-25. Feminists discourage this natural evolutionary courtship behaviour because they want to stifle competition from REAL MEN while they themselves attempt to seduce these highly impressionable, budding flowers of sexuality, and subsequently indoctrinate them into a life of bitter, environmental lesbianism. However, it is the biologically calling of all men to seduce and sexually instruct teenage sluts because these nubile nymphettes are all looking for mature, experienced lovers that know more than 3 sexual positions and can hold their wad for longer than 5 minutes. Many of these girls are living on campus, far from home, miss their daddy, and have the hots for at least a dozen male professors and TA’s. The goal is learning how to approach them without coming across as “creepy”.
• Tattoo Parlours: Most tattooed and/or pierced sluts have been emotionally or sexually abused by a strong male authority figure in the past, and are looking to be simultaneously protected and sexually enslaved by an older, daddy-type. However, like the sluts above, these tramp-stamped cuties can be “creeped out” very easily; so approach is the key.
• Libraries/Bookstores: These venues are some of the most awesome places to find sluts. Also, the greater the intellect, the easier to intellectually manipulate the slut into bed. Dimitri The Lover will review which reading sections are frequented by the most suggestible sluts. He will also discuss how to discreetly walk by rows of free library computers to decide which blogging bookworm to accost based on what’s on her screen.
• Airports/Bus Stations/Train Terminals: Whether it is an out of town traveler just arriving in Toronto & in need of a guide, a slut coming back from a week of riding Caribbean cock, a horny stewardess looking for some hot steamy action during a layover, or a teen runaway in need of a place to crash … paying Park ‘N Fly $10 to spend the day hanging out at Pearson International Airport is by far some of the best money you will ever spend! The secret is how to take advantage of sluts’ geographic disorientation and homesickness.
• Hotels/Motels: Sleeping in these venues is often concurrent with a rare window of opportunity for most bored, married sluts, and single, workaholic women climbing the corporate ladder. Dimitri The Lover will review which “conferences” have the most easy sluts, how to infiltrate the meeting in order to distribute your contact information, and how to facilitate rapid, unhindered, condom-free tri-orifice penetration.
• Hostels/Rooming Houses: Whether it’s a teen runaway looking for a place to crash after a long day of squeegeeing, or Eurotrash sluts hitchhiking across the country, these skanky sweeties are easy pickings.
• Nursing Homes/Retirement Residences: No, you’re not there for the old ladies (though the facts they can’t get pregnant and have removable teeth are quite alluring). Actually, the nursing aides and “volunteers” are so bored out of their minds that your sexual proposition will be as refreshing as a midsummer’s day sponge bath. The key is choosing which ethnicity of nursing home to infiltrate. For example, during the last meeting Dimitri The Lover discussed stunning Eastern European gold-digging whores that are manipulative, but in turn, easily manipulated themselves (Dimitri The Lover’s motto: “East of the curtain … sex is for certain!”)
• Esthetics/Hairdressers: Women exiting these venues will respond to profuse compliments about their looks, provided they are delivered as smoothly and with as straight a face as a porn star declaring her undying love to the 90 year old billionaire she just married.
• Elementary Schools/Day-Care Centres/Nannies: Women working in the child care field and those studying Early Childhood Education, are by far the most cock-hungry on the planet. Unfortunately, most “men” working in these venues are either homosexuals or pedophiles, so these scholastic sluts are grossly underfucked. The key is discreetly infiltrating the venue without leaving the false impression that you are potentially a child predator.
• Lesbian Bars/Areas: Don’t believe the hype—most lesbian couples consist of a “butch”, who is the REAL lesbian, and a “femme”, who is a CLOSET bisexual, often with some resent toward men. The “femme” needs regular cock to be happy, but has usually been denied access to it by her jealous girlfriend for months, or even YEARS. The goal is convincing the insecure, penis envy-filled “butch” that your inclusion in their lovemaking will paradoxically strengthen the relationship and make the “femme” LESS LIKELY to run off with a man. Dimitri The Lover will review exactly how to pull off this highly manipulative seduction maneuver by using strong intimidation tactics and playing the “butch’s” insecurities against herself.
• Detention Centres: Female jail guards are BIG SLUTS … every single one Dimitri The Lover has ever dated was into gangbangs, and most had gang rape fantasies. This fact is especially true of female jail guards working with male inmates, in that they have “control fantasies” involving horny men who cannot break through the bars to gang rape them. Also, unlike penitentiaries, since detention centres are short-term holding facilities for people awaiting trial, there are no conjugal visits permitted (giving 2 for 1 credit for “time served” is only fair considering). Due to the backlog in the court system, the women visiting their incarcerated men often have not been laid in months, and will welcome some anonymous, discreet, no-strings attached action from an outsider with no ties to her circle of friends. Also, these sluts all harbour deep-seated resent toward their men, and will view fucking you as both payback and a big improvement over what they had.
• Churches/Synagogues/Mosques/Temples: Some of Dimitri The Lover’s most prized conquests were of religious closet sluts in their 20’s and 30’s, including a Rabbi’s wife, a Catholic priest’s daughter, and the deflowering of several Jehovah’s Witnesses. The skill in bedding bible-thumping beaver is identifying which ones are ready to fornicate with your serpent, and making them feel that complete discretion is assured, primarily because you are a community outsider. Like the Good Book says, “Spare the Rod, Spoil the Slut!”
• Volunteer Organizations/Charities: All of these groups are parasites that feed off of naïve donors and use the vast majority of donations for administrative purposes, and to line their own pockets. The underlying “good cause” is lucky to see 10% of what they rake in. Volunteers tend to be highly brainwashed cougars with low self-esteem and cobweb-covered cunts (similar to those working at Walmart and Home Depot). Many are bored housewives that grudgingly drag along their chunky underfucked teenage daughters to sell useless crap for pocket change.
• Bingo Parlours: Like the neighbourhood bowling alley, this poor man’s casino is vaginal gold. These sluts live for the thrill of taking risks, and will tug on your cock like a one-armed bandit, in hopes of it spewing out a sticky jackpot!
• Police/Parking/Ambulance/Military: Men are extremely leery of approaching women in uniform, so these sluts will be VERY FLATTERED if you do. The key is using reverse psychology to capitalize on this fact.
• Real Estate Offices: Most female real estate agents are highly manipulative sociopaths, but in turn, easily fall prey to potential buyer manipulation. Many of them are hurting financial right now, so it is very easy to dangle the “big sale carrot” while they service your “big male carrot”; often for several months.
• Protest Marches/Rallies: 2009 is going to be the best year in decades for such events because of the intensification of the struggle for social direction between the New World Order and those of us that believe in peace and freedom. Left-wing sluts attending these events are highly suggestible. Dimitri The Lover will teach you what to say to guarantee penetrating politically passionate pussy (try saying that 5 times fast!), which will often be served up during the event, on escaping into a back alley or stairwell. (unfortunately, our TORONTO REAL MEN meeting will not be in time for the Global Marijuana March on May 2nd)
• Banks: Tellers and account managers spend all day bean counting, and like female accountants, are complete sexual freaks once the work day is over. Specifically, every female bank manager is a TOTAL SLUT. Dimitri The Lover has developed several sneaky methods to get bank managers to accrue interest in your “cock offering” so as to facilitate a substantial deposit into their vaginal vault.
• Half-Way Houses/Probation-Parole Offices: Self-explanatory.
• Women’s Shelters: Go on you feminists. Send in your hate mail! Dimitri The Lover DARES you!!!
• Car Dealerships: Right now saleswomen in these shops are suffering through severe financial and social upheavals. If the right set of lines is delivered, they will accept your sexual stimulus package, and go from zero to 69 in under 5.7 hours.
• Cosmetic Surgery Clinics: Women exiting these venues often have low self-esteem. They have just undergone, or plan to undergo, unnecessary cosmetic procedures in the futile quest to overcome their insecurities. Often their life partner is no longer interested in them sexually, and they possess the misconception that the procedure will improve their relationship. Dimitri The Lover has seduced some of the finest pieces of ass within minutes of accosting them outside these clinics.
• Welfare Offices/Unemployment Centres: Self-explanatory.
• Alcohol/Narcotics/Gambling/Sex Addicts Anonymous Meetings: Women coming off of addictions can easily be switched to sex, or in the case of sex addicts, switched back to sex. Dimitri The Lover teaches that there is no such thing as “sex addiction”. Instead, it is a money-making scam industry (see his web site for an explanation). The key is appearing sincere when you attend the meeting, then making it seem that sex is the only way to keep her from “using” again.
• Humane Society/Animal Shelters/Animal Rights Events: Self-explantory.
• Vegetarian/Vegan Events: Dimitri The Lover suspects it is the lack of meat in their diets that make these veggie-munching vixens so passionately crave cock and desperately desire to be pounded like a piece of schnitzel. They are all HUGE SLUTS that will fuck WITHOUT A CONDOM faster than the time it takes to cook a steak rare over an open flame. Surprisingly, through trial and error he has found that vegans are way more likely to fuck you if you are a MEAT EATER! The trick is playing your dietary habits against theirs (it is a little complicated, but he will explain at the meeting).
• VD Clinics: Before you overreact, consider these facts. Dimitri The Lover kicks 1 in 5 women out of bed because he discovers something awry in their snatch just before giving oral. It sometimes turns out to be VD (being a medical doctor has its advantages and has kept him disease free after hundreds of condom-free penetrations). Keeping this fact in mind, you know that any slut coming out of a VD Clinic is likely CLEAN because she’s just been tested and/or cured, and you know she FUCKS indiscriminately without condoms. The key is telling her that you KNOW she is coming out of a VD Clinic, but you WON’T look down upon her for it.

There are dozens more TABOO PICK-UP SPOTS that will be reviewed at the meeting. REMEMBER: you can’t just attend one of these venues then use standard seduction methods to get laid. Dimitri The Lover is a trained MEDICAL DOCTOR that has studied seduction for over 15 years and has employed his vast psychiatric knowledge to develop unique, rapid, highly effective methods. He has thoroughly analyzed these venues, and has developed an ingenious way to seduce sluts in each of them. You must employ his SPECIFIC PATENTED APPROACH for you to have any chance of achieving rapid, unhindered, condom-free tri-orifice penetration.

Furthermore, these sluts would normally NEVER be approached in the TABOO PICK-UP SPOTS that Dimitri The Lover will unveil, so their guards are totally down, and they have little time to block your sexual advances by morphing into “Uptight North American Feminist Cunt” mode. Therefore, they are exceptionally vulnerable to the right set of seduction lines … provided they are delivered as smoothly and with as straight a face as a major league baseball player denying steroid abuse during a news conference. Also, your approach will come across as totally random and sincere in that these ROMANTICALLY SHELL-SHOCKED SLUTS would never believe that any sane man would dare to breach the protocol of the suggested venue by infiltrating it under false pretences, then soliciting a sexual rendezvous; thereby making each of them feel exceptional. They will be shocked that you are propositioning them, yet simultaneously so flattered and in such admiration of your bravery and audacity, they will often spread their legs faster than a hot single teen mom after the creepy guy next door buys her kids a round of McDonald’s Happy Meals!

SPECIAL BONUS: Some of our attendees have expressed irrational concern over the legality of sexually propositioning women who are going about their day to day business. In particular, a couple of months ago while in a coffee shop, one of our members complimented a woman on her stunning ass, and was subsequently reported by her to the police. Uniformed officers showed up, correctly informed him that he had done NOTHING ILLEGAL, but then requested his contact information anyway, as is routine. Even though he had ABSOLUTELY NO LEGAL OBLIGATION TO DO SO BECAUSE HE HAD COMMITTED NO CRIME, he naively provided his name and telephone number. He gave in quicker than a welfare mom after a steak dinner! Therefore, Dimitri The Lover will also review the legalities of what one can and can’t do when accosting a woman. This special legal portion of the lecture will allow you to pursue vulnerable women more aggressively with the complete confidence that you will never contravene any laws. Topics that will help protect your right to keep and bear cock will include:

• The 3 situations in which you HAVE TO provide ID to the police, even if you have committed no crime.
• What to say WORD FOR WORD to police, security guards, or any other Gestapo-like cockblockers if they approach you after a feminist man-hater makes a false complaint about your “behaviour”.
• The legalities of seducing women on private property versus public property, including a brief overview of trespassing laws. This part of the lecture is important because many of these TABOO PICK-UP SPOTS are private venues.
• Leering, stalking, and groping: what is legal in a corporate versus non-corporate environment. The Prophet will review the local anti-stalking bylaws, including all of the legal loopholes which allow you to stalk your sexual prey without contravening any unnatural restrictions. He will review the definitions of beseting and watching. Since, unlike picking up sluts at regular venues, seducing sluts at TABOO PICK-UP SPOTS often involves lengthy surveillance and analysis of the venue, this part of the lecture is especially important!
• A review of recent changes to the criminal code regarding Age of Consent. (remember: under MOST circumstances, 16-17 year old teen sluts are fair game to ANY MAN of ANY AGE who is not in a position of trust or undue influence)
• What IS and what IS NOT sexual assault (i.e. greeting women with hugs or kisses on the hand, cheek, etc., are perfectly legal … any woman who feels that such advances represent an invasion of her “personal space” is NUTS !!!)

The last point is important because according to the protocols of the Rasputin Method of Seduction developed by Dimitri The Lover, it is imperative that as much physical contact as possible occur during the initial interaction in order to set the tone for future sessions. Unfortunately, due to absurd, unnatural, feminist-inspired North American laws which run contrary to our natural biological urges, men are restricted from groping women at will. Therefore, touching must be “consensual”. The key is getting women to feel both comfortable and aroused at the thought of being treated like a piece of meat at a slave auction.

Men are often amazed at how Dimitri The Lover is able to convince women he just met on the street and in the shopping mall to be kissed, fondled, and groped. Women are often made to perform 360 degree turns in public in order to be evaluated for physical attributes, including ass-to-waist ratio. Often the visual examination is accompanied by ass slapping, kissing, and pulling back clothing to examine their cleavage and ass crack. Also, Dimitri The Lover finds that in certain situations seduction can be rapidly accelerated by whipping his cock out in the car before going to coffee for the express purpose of showing his prey what’s in store for her after she gulps down her latte!

Therefore, Dimitri The Lover will also review how to QUICKLY AND LEGALLY introduce kissing and touching into your first interaction with a woman. He will outline sneaky ways in which to fondle a woman without making it appear that you are doing so for sexual gratification. Dimitri The Lover will discuss how to deal with objections to being touched by making the woman feel that her physical inhibitions and inconveniently large personal space are due to psychological issues and brainwashing by puritan North American society, rather than free will.